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During the seventh season (“The Pool Guy”), George reveals he has two distinct personas, Relationship George and Independent George. Relationship George, he explains, is the conscientious personality he feels forced to adopt in the presence of his fianceé, Susan. Independent George, on the other hand, is the “real” George. Independent George is composed of a subset of personalities, such as Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, and Bawdy George. Independent George is the George that Jerry knows and grew up with. George worries that if Susan starts socializing with the group, his two worlds will irrevocably collide, resulting in Relationship George “killing” Independent George. Paraphrasing Abraham Lincoln, he declares, “A George divided against itself cannot stand!”

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jossoco Tumblrs are safe, it’s those pesky real-life people I’ve got issues with. Aw. Put a potato on them and pop them in the microwave.

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“The forces which keep the planets in their orbs must be reciprocally as the squares of their distances from the centres about which they revolve: and thereby compared the force requisite to keep the Moon in her Orb with the fore of gravity at the surface of the Earth; and found them answer pretty nearly.”—Newton’s original explanation of gravity. #

This is much better than “Iowa: The useless state.”

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Eek. It’s probably just a coincidence :|

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